transfer your debt for six months interest-free!
apply now for your loan we've guaranteed!
spend 500 bucks or more and pay next year,
and win a car (but see our terms in store).
our interest rate's the best you'll find, we're sure,
but even if it's not, we'll give you more
- more gifts, more competitions, more on offer.
consume! amass! acquire! buy now, pay later.

don't think about the poverty and need
- the suffering of other human beings.
"survival of the fittest, ain't it, man?
those foreign f*cks'd grab it if they can!"
there's no interest or fees in charity,
no profit in acts of humanity,
so billions are left in scarcity,
deprivation, despair, pain now, pain later.

(c) gildas sapiens, 2004